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It seems like the times we are living in now are getting darker and more gloomy by the day. It is simple for us to concentrate and linger on the bad things that have been going on around us for the previous year or so.COVID, the disturbances in Washington, D.C., masks, etc.
One of the wonderful things about life is that we can find ways to combat this sense of gloom by working out, going outside, and taking in the scenery through activities like bicycling, hiking, running, and walking. Others use yoga, Tai Chi, meditation, and a variety of other practices to manage and control their anxiety.
Comedy and laughter have also been a beneficial way for individuals to cope with life’s challenges.
That is the main goal of my blog today.to make others laugh, grin, or chuckle in the hopes that it will make your day better.For a brief period, at least.
Without further ado, here are some quotes that I’m confident will make you feel happy and joyful.
- After meeting on a roof, two antennas fell in love and were married. The reception was great, but the ceremony wasn’t very long.
- A cable for a jumper enters a bar. “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything,” the bartender says.
- A mother offers her twins for adoption. One of them, “Ahmal,” gets adopted by a family in Egypt. The other is given to a Spanish family, who call him “Juan.” Years later, Juan emails his biological mother a photo of himself. She informs her husband that she wishes she had a photo of Ahmal as well after getting the photograph. In response, her spouse says, “They’re twins! You’ve seen Ahmal if you’ve seen Juan.
- A man with dyslexia enters a bra.
- A man asks, “A beer please, and one for the road,” as he enters a bar holding a slab of asphalt.
- A clown is being eaten by two cannibals. “Does this taste funny to you?” one asks the other.
- “I’m singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home,’ nonstop, Doc.” “Tom Jones Syndrome sounds like that.” “Is it typical?” “It’s Not Unusual,” that is.
- In a pasture, two cows are standing next to one another. “I was artificially inseminated this morning,” Daisy tells Dolly. “I don’t trust you,” Dolly says. “It’s true, no bull!” Daisy yells.
- An unseen woman and an invisible guy get married. The children were also unattractive.
- Deja Moo: The sensation that this bullshit has already been said.
- The other day, I attempted to buy some camouflage pants, but I was unable to find any.
- What is the name for a one-eyed deer? No eye deer (I have no idea)
- Last week, I attended a seafood disco. and took out a mussel.
- What is the name for an eyeless fish? A fsh.
- A concrete wall is hit by two fish swimming into it. “Dam!” the one says, turning to face the other.
- Two Eskimos started a fire in their boat because they were feeling cold. Naturally, it sank, demonstrating once more that you cannot heat your kayak and still have it.
- A group of chess players were standing in the lobby of a hotel after checking in and talking about their previous tournament wins. An hour or so later, the manager emerged from the office and urged them to leave. “But why?” they inquired as they walked away. “Because I can’t stand chessnuts boasting in an open foyer,” he explained.
- A salted was among the two peanuts who entered a pub.
- portion of his time barefoot, which resulted in an astonishing collection of calluses on his feet. Additionally, he ate very little, which left him fairly weak, and his strange diet caused him to have foul breath. It made him. (Dude, this is awful yet it’s good.) A delicate, extremely calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
- Lastly, there was the individual who, in the hopes that at least 10 of the puns would make his pals laugh, emailed twenty different puns to them. Not a single pun did!!!!!!
