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There is no better way to brighten your day than with amusing dog sayings. Some of the cutest dog quotes I could find are compiled here.
40 Adorable Dog Phrases
React to every circumstance as a dog would. Just urinate on it and go on if you can’t play with it or eat it. – Unidentified
Have you ever wondered what our dogs might be thinking of us? We just returned from a grocery store with the most incredible haul—chicken, pork, and even half a cow. They have to believe that we are the best hunters in the world! – Anne Tyler
“Every day, my cats inspire me.” They make me want to get a dog. -Greg Curtis
A dog is more in need of affection than food. Alright, pretty close. -Charlotte Gray
“When you come over, I’m happy to lock you in the other room if you feel uncomfortable around my dog.” – Unidentified
“A boy can pick up a lot from a dog, including the value of turning around three times before lying down and obedience and loyalty.” — Benchley Robert
“If you are a dog and your owner says you should wear a sweater, tell him to wear a tail instead.” — Fran Lebowitz
“Who do you think is in charge if aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop?” –
“I pick up my dog’s waste without hesitation, but when I see another dog’s waste nearby, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!'” – Jonah Goldberg
“A book is a man’s closest companion, bar none. It is too dark to read inside a dog. – Groucho Marx
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“Any stupid thing you say to a dog will be met with an expression that says, ‘Wow, you’re right!'” I never would have considered that. – Dave Barry
“Dogs instill in us a valuable life lesson: Never trust the mailman.” – Ford Sian
A well-mannered dog won’t try to share your meal. You won’t be able to appreciate it because of how guilty he would make you feel. – Helen Thomson
“You should never trust your dog to watch over your sandwich, but you can trust them to protect your house.”
“I once rejected a guy who wasn’t thrilled to meet my dog, so I opted not to date him. This was akin to not wanting to meet my mother, really.
“The typical dog is a more kind person than the typical human being.” — Andy Rooney
Since Alpo is now up to $3.00 a can, my dog is concerned about the state of the economy. That amounts to over $21.00 in puppy money. — Weinstein, Joe
“If your dog is overweight, you’re not exercising enough.”
“Dog hair completes no home decor.”
“The finest therapist is four-legged and furry.”
Dogs make people happy.
“Those who claimed that happiness is unaffordable overlooked puppies.”
“My house would be tidy and my wallet would be full without my dog, but my heart would be empty.”
“A wet dog is the friendliest thing in the world.” –
You’ll need to relocate the dog if you want the nicest seat in the house.
“Every snack, meal, every bite you take that you prepare and bake…I will be keeping an eye on you.
“There is lots of love and dog hair in this house.”
“Watch out! Dog loses control of its licker
“Canines resemble potato crisps.” One cannot exist alone. –
“Living without a dog is akin to holding a blunted pencil.” It is meaningless.